By the way, one thing I have to set straight. On page 7 in the first panel Kitty says: “[…] I escaped, but the X-Men and Xavier were caught.” In my last post I thought the Xavier on the table in Hellfire club’s premises was different a Xavier than the one who gave the X-Men a hard time in his mansion, but obviously I was wrong. In the last issue they didn’t show Xavier being caught so I totally forgot he was with the rest of the group. Sorry about that.
Well, the X-Men and Kitty rescue the rest of the X-Men. It would all be quite normal unless there were more worrying signs coming up with Jean Grey/Phoenix. She’s getting all the more powerful, which in itself seems to worry Scott/Cyclops. But what really alarms her team mates is the way she destroys Emma Frost/White Queen… or so we are let to believe, because to my knowledge Emma Frost will make her appearance later again. And who knows, maybe being Phoenix, Jean was able to know what even the writers didn’t know at the moment, that Emma and Scott are going to get together later on – or so my husband has spoiled for me! Maybe she destroyed her in a jealous rage! Well, maybe not. She’s beginning to use her powers all the more carelessly, affecting people’s thoughts, changing outfits and all. To be honest, if I’d have that kind of powers I’d do the same. I’d also make stupidity painful, but that’s another story. ;)
Aftger being freed, The X-Men go to a ball held at the Hellfire club’s headquarters, which to the outside seems to be a respectful wealthy businessmen’s club. The Hellfire club members notice them coming in and send in Jason Wyngarde to turn Jean into “Dark Queen”, joining the Hellfire club, which he succeeds in without any trouble. She leaves with Jason, who reveales himself to Scott as being Mastermind (in Finnish “Aivo”, lit. “Brain”) and when Scott goes after her she almost kills him. The X-Men fight the Hellfire club members and to their horor, are all soundly defeated. Only Wolverine escapes because he went crashing through the floor to the sewers running under the house after Harry Leland turned his body heavier, making it impossible for Wolverine to move or attack him. It looks like the days of the X-Men are numbered! Luckily Wolverine is boiling with rage in the sewers. Looks like the days of Hellfire club might be numbered instead.
(This story was originally published in X-Men 131-132.)
Suddenly it got colder in Hell
I was writing this post and scanning images when it suddenly hit me. Who hasn’t she kissed yet! No wonder Scott’s feeling a bit insecure about Jean. And to be honest I don’t wonder he didn’t grieve for her when he thought she’d died in Ryhmä-X 1/1984. Just look at the evidence just from this issue. Shame on you, Jean!
Just look at this picture of Jean going upstairs with Jason Wyngarde. How many of you would just look calmly on when your loved one deserts you on the dance floor and then escapes upstairs in the arms of another man or woman! Well, fine, that was part of the story as was the kiss she had with Jason Wyngarde in the last issue, but there is no excuse for this one…
Look, she’s kissing Warren/Archangel in front of everyone! Is this some weird insider joke between them I’m not aware of or what. And why don’t the others or Scott react to this! And it’s Warren who has to tell Jean this is going to make Scott jealous. Or is he so used to watching Jean giving “friendly” kisses to everyone he doesn’t even pay attention to it? That’s one weird couple. Maybe he’s better off with anyone else than Jean…
Time for a new “second story”
– How it began for the current X-Men?
In the previous Ryhmä-X’s there had been stories of the “previous” X-Men. After feedback with about half of the readers liking and the other half wishing them stories away, the Mail-Man decided to change the magazine’s second stories into older stories of the current X-Men. In the first story published we are told how the “new” X-Men were found for the group. This isn’t really a story in my opinion, but rather short scenes showing what each member was doing at the time and Xavier coming by and asking them to join the group. Quite a boring approach from the writers, but I suppose they had their reasons.
First we are shown Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler being chased by an angry mob who are ready to kill him just because he’s different. Well, he does look like a devil with his dark blue skin and tail. Just when the mob is about to strike a stake through his heart Xavier comes over, freezes the people and asks Kurt to join the X-Men.
In the following scene we are shown Wolverine walking into an army office in Canada. Xavier has asked to speak to him and the army officials have agreed to. Xavier asks Wolverine to join and he does – just like that. The army official gets pretty annoyed by this but there’s really not much he can do to stop him from going. Funny, somehow I had expected a more dramatic story behind Wolverine’s departure taken from the tension there has been build between him and Canadian government.
The third story evolves around Ororo/Storm. She’s worshipped as a goddess in Kenya helping the people suffering from draught. Whe she makes it rain, Xavier comes up telling her she has “responsibilities” and should go with the X-Men. Somehow I think she knew enough of responsibilities, taking care of the people of Kenya, fighting against the draught. And somehow I think they would have needed her more than the X-Men, considering the draught the whole continent had to suffer in the 1980s.
Then for three panels’ worth we find out Sunfire joined the X-Men because he was asked. Oh, and Banshee, too, had a background story worth a total of two panels. He’d gone to the opera and Xavier asked him there. Nice, it’s easy when you know how.
And the last story introduces Colossus‘s past, how he saved his little sister Illyana (she’ll join the group later when her own mutant abilities emerge). Everybody was doing their field work when suddenly a tractor on the loose almost runs over Illyana. Peter turns into Colossus and saves his sister… and Xavier just happens to come by when this happens. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had set the tractor loose just to narrow down the search among the Russian fieldworkers.
After Colossus joins the X-Men the group is full, including Colossus, Storm, Thunderbird (not to be mixed up with Shaman from the Alpha Flight), Nightcrawler, Banshee, Sunfire and Wolwerine. No Jean nor Scott there yet.
No detail small enough
In the reader mail there was once again a letter I must mention. Reader “Jäsen 446” (“Member 446”) asks from Mail-Man: “You have said that Sasquatch can lift “only” 70 tons, but he somehow managed to stop a DC-10, with a propulsion power of 75 tons (Ryhmä-X 3/85). How is this possible?” As you can see there is no detail small enough to go unnoticed from an enlightened Marvel reader! But the answer is simple. Mail-Man points us that the plane was at the moment standing still and therefore not using it’s full propulsion power. Also, Mail-Man adds, the storm raised by Shaman was pushing the plane backwards making it even lighter for Sasquatch.
The answer might be simple to Mail-Man, but while scanning the scene for you, I noticed something interesting. To my knowledge (correct me if I’m wrong) planes slow down in order to land. That would mean the plane was not using it’s full 75 tons of propulsion power. But then in the first panel below the pilot says she has her engines on full power and the plane doesn’t move, meaning they now have that 75 tons of propulsion power on. Mail-Man said the wind was helping Sasquatch throw the plane, but could it really help him worth “5 tons”? Also he throws the plane so far with such power it shatters the nearby hangar, meaning he could not have been using his full powers to stop it.
According to Wikipedia the plane itself weighs at least 207 tons lb/109 tons kg and according to Boeing the plane had three engines with 40 tons lb/17,1 tons kg thrust in takeoff (I suppose that’s the max propulsion power) meaning it had 120 tons lb/51,3 tons kg thrust power. (Note that units are not specified in the comic, therefore probably referring to kgs since we use grams in Finland. But maybe the translator was lazy and left the units unconverted; it could be lbs. 1 lb = 0,45 kg) This means that either writers made a mistake, I understand nothing about planes, mathematics, and/or physics, or Sasquatch’s powers are based on comic physics and have nothing to do with real life. Either way, real life: 0, comics: 1.
Let’s end this post with the event itself so you can judge it yourself. And feel free to comment on this highly interesting problem.